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Professor Payne Indeass’s – Sphincter Shrinker

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Well shrink my sphincter! What an unusual sauce we have here from Professor Payne Indeass. Decidedly Indian in flavour with a base of apple sauce enhanced with curry spiciness and serious sphincter-melting heat. Dash some of this into your Pot Noodle and behold the bastard brother of the Bombay Bad Boy. For a tad more sophistication add Sphincter Shrinker to a yoghurt or pineapple & cider based marinade and transform your chicken or pork kebabs into little skewers of fiery Indian heaven. I can't see that one making it into Delia's next book but trust me, they taste fantastic.

Customer Reviews (4.4 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Avery R. ★★★★★

The apple sauce base is a genius move—it sweetens things just enough before the curry heat kicks in and, well, does what it promises. I wasn’t sure what to expect from a sauce with that name, but it’s genuinely tasty on grilled chicken. Definitely earned its spot in my spice rack, though I’d keep a

Nicholas J. ★★★★★

The apple sauce base is a genius move—it cools things down just enough before the curry spices sneak up and remind you exactly why this bottle has its name. I actually laughed out loud at the label, then took a spoonful on chicken and felt my eyes water in the best way.

Matthew ★★★★★

The apple sauce base is such a clever move—it cools things down just enough before the curry heat sneaks up and grabs you by the throat... well, lower. I've had plenty of hot sauces that just burn, but this one actually has a layered, almost sweet start that makes the sphincter-me part almost fun.

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