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PSYCHO COFFEE x 3 bags

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$10.48 $20.95 In stock

Category: Food & Desserts

Three bags of Psycho Coffee? You absolute maniac. That’s not just enough to wake the dead — it’s enough to keep them up reorganising their tombstones all night long. You know what’s worse than one jittering lunatic on a caffeine bender? Three bags’ worth. Brewed blacker than Satan’s soul and smoother than a conman's grin, this isn’t for the faint of heart — or the weak of bladder. No chilli, just triple the mind-shattering, pupil-dilating Psycho strength. Perfect for the caffeine fiend with a schedule to destroy and a nervous system to test. Go steady. Or don’t. Frankly, I admire the chaos.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 18 reviews)

Emma ★★★★★

Third bag’s already cracked open and I’m not mad about it. The dark roast hits hard enough that my 2 p.m. slump doesn’t stand a chance, and the three-bag bundle means I actually made it through the week without rationing.

Ella X. ★★★★★

The dark roast kicked in about twenty minutes after my first cup, and I actually got through my entire to-do list before noon. The third bag is already stashed in the pantry for when the first two run out, because I know I'll need it.

Scarlett ★★★★★

Three bags in one order feels like a dare, and honestly, I’m here for it. The roast is bold enough that a single cup before noon has me reorganising my whole to-do list, and the extra bags mean I don’t have to ration.

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