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PSYCHO COFFEE x 3 bags

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$10.48 $20.95 In stock

Category: Food & Desserts

Three bags of Psycho Coffee? You absolute maniac. That’s not just enough to wake the dead — it’s enough to keep them up reorganising their tombstones all night long. You know what’s worse than one jittering lunatic on a caffeine bender? Three bags’ worth. Brewed blacker than Satan’s soul and smoother than a conman's grin, this isn’t for the faint of heart — or the weak of bladder. No chilli, just triple the mind-shattering, pupil-dilating Psycho strength. Perfect for the caffeine fiend with a schedule to destroy and a nervous system to test. Go steady. Or don’t. Frankly, I admire the chaos.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 5 reviews)

Robert E. ★★★★★

The dark roast really packs a punch—I was wide awake until 3 a.m. after just one mug. These three bags will last me a good while, perfect for those late-night projects.

Owen ★★★★★

Brewed a pot after dinner and ended up deep-cleaning the kitchen at midnight — this stuff is serious. The jitters are real but in a productive way.

Samuel H. ★★★★★

I’ve been sipping this before my morning runs and the kick lasts a solid five hours. The roast is smooth enough to drink black, which I honestly didn't expect from something this strong.