Ass Kickin' Puhdasrotuinen Idiootti Tulikastike - Tyhmä Sattuu

The first dab hit like a freight train, that pure extract is no joke, and it lingers in a way that makes you question your life choices. I've had ghost pepper sauces that cried uncle, but this one with the five-pepper lineup actually earned its warning label.

I had to set the bottle down twice and walk in circles before I could take another bite, but that pure extract really earns its keep. The heat builds slow then clobbers you on the back of the throat. If you're looking for a mild kick, this is not it.

That 5-pepper blend with the pure extract is no joke — I mixed a few drops into chili and it lit up the whole pot without wrecking the flavor. Even my spice-loving buddy was sweating by the end.