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Elijah's Xtreme BBQ Sauce Duo - Bourbon Blueberry Chipotle & Beer Bacon

Now this is how you build a barbecue strategy. On one side, you have Bourbon Blueberry Chipotle — da...

Balefire’s Raze The Stakes - Smoked Beer Barbeque Sauce

Most sauces boast about fire, but Raze the Stakes smoulders instead. Smoke fills every drop, with Ge...

Slap Ya Mama Signature Blend - Steakhouse Seasoning - *REDUCED*

This tub of Slap Ya Mama Signature Blends – Steakhouse Seasoning has a Best Before Date of 24/07/202...

PSYCHO COFFEE 250g

Psycho Strong Coffee. No chilli. No fire. Just raw, undiluted Psycho-strength caffeine to rattle you...

PSYCHO JUICE MUG

Cracking Psycho Juice mug depicting yours truly. Personally, I can't think of many better things in ...

PSYCHO COFFEE with Psycho Mug

The brew that breaks mortals — now with a mug to match. One pouch of Psycho-strength coffee and a gl...

PSYCHO COFFEE x 3 bags with Psycho Mug

Three bags of Psycho Coffee and one official Psycho Mug — because why merely dabble in madness when ...

*PSYCHO JUICE Mini Three Pack – 3 x 59ml bottles

Three mini 2oz (59ml) bottles of my hottest Psycho Juice sauces. Quality, heat, amazing flavour, the...

Ass Kickin’ Spicy Margarita Drink Mix - *REDUCED*

This Ass Kickin’ Spicy Margarita Mix has been given a courteous price drop thanks to its best before...

*PSYCHO JUICE Mini Four Pack - 4 x 59ml bottles

Four mini 2oz (59ml) bottles of my bestselling Psycho Juice hot sauces. Quality, heat, amazing flavo...

*PSYCHO JUICE Extreme Ghost Pepper x 2 bottles

BE WARNED: Psycho Juice Extreme Ghost Pepper is 600,000 Scovilles of ballistic madness. Great Ghost ...

*PSYCHO JUICE Chipotle Ghost Pepper x 2 bottles

Psycho Juice Chipotle Ghost Pepper is full-bodied, full-flavoured and packing explosive natural heat...

*PSYCHO JUICE 70% Scorpion Pepper x 2 bottles

Here we go Psycho Warriors. Probably the hottest natural-heat sauce you will ever taste. No extract,...

*PSYCHO JUICE 70% Red Savina x 2 bottles

Containing a whopping 70% chilli pepper content, Psycho Juice 70% Red Savina is full-bodied, full-fl...

*PSYCHO JUICE 70% Habanero x 2 bottles

Containing a whopping 70% chilli pepper content, Psycho Juice 70% Habanero is full-bodied, full-flav...

*PSYCHO JUICE 70% Ghost Pepper x 2 bottles

Containing a whopping 70% chilli pepper content, Psycho Juice 70% Ghost Pepper is full-bodied, full-...

Chilli Sauce Bottle Squeezy Lamp

Who knew your love of hot sauce could double as home décor? This isn’t just a lamp—it’s a tiny infer...

*PSYCHO SERUM 6.4 Million Scoville Extract

Now we're getting really serious. Psycho Serum is one of the hottest products on the planet. Psycho ...

*PSYCHO JUICE Dark Arts T-Shirt

Exclusive Psycho Juice branded t-shirt featuring my gorgeous fizzog in amazing detail. God I look go...

Professor Phardtpounder’s – Colon Cleaner

I've been using Professor Phardtpounder's Colon Cleaner for many years now so I reckon I can say wit...