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PSYCHO COFFEE x 3 bags

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$10.48 $20.95 In stock

Category: Food & Desserts

Tre poser Psycho Coffee? Din vanvittige stakkel. Det er ikke nok til at vække de døde – det er nok til at holde dem oppe og omorganisere deres gravsten hele natten. Ved du, hvad der er værre end én skælvende galning på en koffeintur? Tre posers værd. Brygget sortere end Satans sjæl og glattere end en svindlers smil, dette er ikke for sarte sjæle – eller svage blærer. Ingen chili, bare tredobbelt hjerneknusende, pupiludvidende Psycho-styrke. Perfekt til koffeinfjenden med en tidsplan, der skal destrueres, og et nervesystem, der skal testes. Tag det roligt. Eller lad være. Ærligt talt beundrer jeg kaosset.

Customer Reviews (4.8 / 5 · 18 reviews)

Emma ★★★★★

Third bag’s already cracked open and I’m not mad about it. The dark roast hits hard enough that my 2 p.m. slump doesn’t stand a chance, and the three-bag bundle means I actually made it through the week without rationing.

Ella X. ★★★★★

The dark roast kicked in about twenty minutes after my first cup, and I actually got through my entire to-do list before noon. The third bag is already stashed in the pantry for when the first two run out, because I know I'll need it.

Scarlett ★★★★★

Three bags in one order feels like a dare, and honestly, I’m here for it. The roast is bold enough that a single cup before noon has me reorganising my whole to-do list, and the extra bags mean I don’t have to ration.